I know that this has absolutely nothing to do with power tools but its Friday and I just couldn't help myself.

The Norest 550 Toilet will play different mp3 sounds to mask "bodily noises". So for example, you're at someone's house who has this toilet and, well I don't even need to get into the details. I mean, doesn't everyone know the reason you go to the bathroom in the first place? Are they actually going to think you're practicing a flute in there?

 The Norest 550 also "features an oscillating and pulsating warm water spray massage that saves 50 percent to 90 percent of toilet paper. The dual-flush toilet also includes a heated seat, a warm air dryer, and a detachable seat cover. The toilet opens, closes, and flushes automatically, and the toilet bowl and rim feature an ionized glaze that prevents particles from adhering to the surface, the company says." It slices, it dices - sounds like this toilet will fetch the newspaper. I could go on....