This list that I found on Lumberjocks.com was too funny not to publish. Special thanks go to the creator RJones and contributor Lee Jesberger.

Top ten reasons to justify the new tool purchase:

1. This one is improved.
2. Look what I can make you.
3. But Norm has one.
4. But Sally has one.
5. This one goes with that one.
6. I just need to accessorize, you know kinda like your shoes (be careful with this one!).
7. Buy now, beg for forgiveness later.
8. But honey it’s on sale.
9. Oops, I just broke mine.
10. You’re the one that says size matters, this one’s bigger.

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